Married and likes to flirt..?

[showman]

Is that you? I consider that a real platonic relationship..Just imagine nice flirty time on line without touching...

I liked the old baraban better... Seems like only person I will be flirting with is me, myself and I....

Lets start... Hmmm you have a large, sexy, leathery ears...No that is not sexy..

[baraban]

You can flirt with me, if that will make you feel any better! :)

[showman]

for your kind proposition..but silly me...I had in mind curvy little thing with purely feminine features... nice firm behind and solidly appealing bust with nipples piercing right through gentleman's heart...

[fontanka]

zvali?

[baraban]

Originally posted by showman
for your kind proposition..but silly me...I had in mind curvy little thing with purely feminine features... nice firm behind and solidly appealing bust with nipples piercing right through gentleman's heart...

How do you now that I am not that, if you are just cyberflirting anyway?

[Drey]

Автор оригинала: showman
Hmmm you have a large, sexy, leathery ears...

let me try... слон! угадал?

[Yanka]

hey, that would be me in 10 years.
Will you wait for me in here, dudes?

[Миледи]

Автор оригинала: showman
Seems like only person I will be flirting with is me, myself and I....

Lets start... Hmmm you have a large, sexy, leathery ears...No that is not sexy.. Начинайте, мы уже все навострили уши (угу, большие и кожаные). :grin:
Да, описание ушей оставьте на закуску, а начните пожалуйста с чего-нибудь более приземлённого.

[Миледи]

Автор оригинала: showman
but silly me...I had in mind curvy little thing with purely feminine features... nice firm behind and solidly appealing bust with nipples piercing right through gentleman's heart... So, what stops you from imagining just this image under Baraban's nick? :rolleyes: :grin:

[ворона]

Автор оригинала: Советчик
Начинайте, мы уже все навострили уши (угу, большие и кожаные). :grin:
Да, описание ушей оставьте на закуску, а начните пожалуйста с чего-нибудь более приземлённого. С хобота чтоли? :grin: :grin: :grin:

[Bantik]

Автор оригинала: showman
for your kind proposition..but silly me...I had in mind curvy little thing with purely feminine features... nice firm behind and solidly appealing bust with nipples piercing right through gentleman's heart... I am sorry, I am busy at the moment! :tongue:

[showman]

never flirt with anyone with "tail between the legs".
I took that to my heart and ever since I flirt only with hot, modestly pervasive, kissable, warm and fuzzy, touchable little things. Who, I might mention, not only has nothing between the legs, but I personally make sure that there something much more deeper where any member of this destinguished forum could lose his "tail"... no pun intended...:cheers:

[Bantik]

Автор оригинала: showman
I took that to my heart and ever since I flirt only with hot, modestly pervasive, kissable, warm and fuzzy, touchable little things. Hey, Baraban, this guy is after your balls!! Quick, hide in the hen house!!! :eek:

[baraban]

Originally posted by Bantik
Hey, Baraban, this guy is after your balls!! Quick, hide in the hen house!!! :eek:

Oy, I already ordered the chickens for my hen house. I am afraid that there is no place to hide now! :)