КУКУРУЗА
9th August 2006, 13:39
The Honorable Paul S. Sarbanes
309 Hart Senate Office Building
Washington DC, 20510
Dear Senator Sarbanes:
As a excellent customer of the Internal Revenue Service, I am
writing to ask for your assistance. I have contacted the Immigration and
Naturalization Service in an effort to determine the process for becoming
an illegal alien and they referred me to you.
My reasons for wishing to change my status from U.S. Citizen to
illegal alien stem from the bill which was recently passed by the Senate and
for which you voted. If my understanding of this bill's provisions is
accurate, as an illegal alien who has been in the United States for five
years, what I need to do to become a citizen is to pay a $2,000 fine and
Income taxes for three of the last five years. I know a good deal when I
see one and I am anxious to get the process started before everyone figures
it out.
Simply put, those of us who have been here legally have had to pay
taxes every year so I'm excited about the prospect of avoiding two years of
taxes in return for paying a $2,000 fine. Is there any way that I can apply
to be illegal retroactively? This would yield an excellent result for me
and my family because we paid heavy taxes in 2004 and 2005.
Another benefit in gaining illegal status would be that my daughter
would receive preferential treatment relative to her law school applications.
If you would provide me with an outline of the process to become
illegal (retroactively if possible) and copies of the necessary forms, I
would be most appreciative. Thank you for your assistance.
Your Loyal Constituent,
Juan Carlos Valdez
309 Hart Senate Office Building
Washington DC, 20510
Dear Senator Sarbanes:
As a excellent customer of the Internal Revenue Service, I am
writing to ask for your assistance. I have contacted the Immigration and
Naturalization Service in an effort to determine the process for becoming
an illegal alien and they referred me to you.
My reasons for wishing to change my status from U.S. Citizen to
illegal alien stem from the bill which was recently passed by the Senate and
for which you voted. If my understanding of this bill's provisions is
accurate, as an illegal alien who has been in the United States for five
years, what I need to do to become a citizen is to pay a $2,000 fine and
Income taxes for three of the last five years. I know a good deal when I
see one and I am anxious to get the process started before everyone figures
it out.
Simply put, those of us who have been here legally have had to pay
taxes every year so I'm excited about the prospect of avoiding two years of
taxes in return for paying a $2,000 fine. Is there any way that I can apply
to be illegal retroactively? This would yield an excellent result for me
and my family because we paid heavy taxes in 2004 and 2005.
Another benefit in gaining illegal status would be that my daughter
would receive preferential treatment relative to her law school applications.
If you would provide me with an outline of the process to become
illegal (retroactively if possible) and copies of the necessary forms, I
would be most appreciative. Thank you for your assistance.
Your Loyal Constituent,
Juan Carlos Valdez